10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway