10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear