10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.