10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."