10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.