10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.