10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.