10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus