10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"