10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz