10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen