10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier