10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.