10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo