10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus