10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson