10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth