10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.