10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown