10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker