10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'