10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."