10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"