10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!