10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."