10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!