10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT