10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.