10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus