10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...