10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.