10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.