10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"