10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have