10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.