10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare