10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.