10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'