10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."