10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph