10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.