10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth