10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion