10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it