10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."