10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "No river, no fish."