10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha