10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim