10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.