10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers